10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.