10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...