10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim