10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.