10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water