10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.