10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-