10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.