10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.