10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "No river, no fish."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.