10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth