10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)