10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.