10 Random Poker Quotes
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.