10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.