10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003