10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."