10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"