10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts