10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.