10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz