10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson