10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill