10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.