10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike