10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.