10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake