10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for loners.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.