10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves