10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."