10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.