10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris