10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi