10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
It's Free To Fold...
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.