10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.