10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow