10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris