10 Random Poker Quotes
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- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth