10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury