10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss