10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.