10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones