10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fold and live to fold again
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22