10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet