10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"