10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant