10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."