10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.