10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson