10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright